We Put The Turd In Caturday 09/27/14

I lick your nose I lick your nose again I drag my claws down your eyelids Oh, you're up? Feed me -the cat

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Wish In One Hand & Caturday In The Other 09/20/14

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. -Terry Pratchett

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Cool Story Babe, Now Go Make Me A Sammich 09/12/14

What's better than a meal that requires no utensils? Lunch time is best served in sandwich form.

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Tomato Tomato Caturday 09/06/14

Cats of the same color gotta stick together. But cats with stripes do what they want. Tigers have stripes & tigers are awesome!

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You And I Go Together Like Caturday 08/30/14

One fine day with a woof and a purr a baby was born and it caused a little stir no blue buzzard no three-eyed frog just a feline canine little CatDog -Mark Twain

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Would You Like Fr-eyes With That? 08/29/14

Hi, and welcome to OK Chive. Oh - you'd like an epic Friday Fun Meal and a Crown Royal and Coke? Fantastic! Would you like fr-eyes with that?

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For Every Tattoo A Story Lies Untold 08/26/14

We all have a story - what made us who we are today and the path that we took to get where we are today. Sometimes, we commemorate our milestones in ink, and these Chivettes are no different.

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People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Caturday 08/23/14

I think it was Bruce Lee that said, "be like the cat because the cat is liquid. The cat takes the shape of its container." Or somethin like that. Whatevs.

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Motorboat Monday 08/18/14

Monday sucks as is - plain and simple. To dump that case of the Mondays, insert your face between a nice pair of chesticles, and motorboat so hard.

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Caturday? 07/12/14

They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too You wanna play with pussy all the time To hide that kind of pussy is a crime You say your pussy is clever and so slick But I think your pussy is kind of sick -Lords Of Acid

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Caturday 07/05/14

Good mornin', ladies and gentlemen Boys and motherfuckin' girls This is your captain with no name speakin' And I'm here 2 rock your world With a tale that will soon be classic About a woman u already know No, prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain Pussy control -Prince

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