Wake Up & Conquer! 03/28/16

Time to put on your big boy beast pants.

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Break Glass! 03/07/16

In case of the Mondays.

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Get Up & Move! 12/14/15

Just what you need to get your @ss outta bed!

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Bruce Lee: The Badassest Of Badasses! 11/27/15

Happy birthday to the one & only legend, the man with the unblock-able punch, the little phoenix.

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It's IDGAF Time! 08/28/15

I can see the weekend in the distance, pass me a beer.

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On Mondays, We Motivate 08/24/15

We all need a lil motivation from time to time, especially on Mondays.

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Nick Miller Gets Me 08/11/15

He is not a successful adult & I can totally relate to him.

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Scrubs quotes! 07/02/15

I recently started watching Scrubs, again, and thought there were some pretty good quotes. Here are a few that I like!

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10 Guaranteed Pick Up Lines 06/12/15

Going out this weekend? We got you covered. Check out these classy & proven to work pick up lines, brought to you by your favorite sloth.

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10 Inspirational Quotes From The Father Of The Year 04/07/15

Homer Simpson, he works at a nuclear power plant & has been to outer space. He's done it & seen it all. It would be simply foolish to not follow his advice.

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The Ron Swanson Diet Plan 04/03/15

Follow these simple steps and you'll be beach ready in no time!

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10 Brilliant Ron Swansonisms 03/02/15

Take a little advice from Ron Swanson, he'll never steer you wrong.

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